Trail #1163 Got Mad Skillz

Theme: Napoleon Dynamite!

Nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, or computer hacking skills? NOPE!! We wanna see your drinking skills you half minds! Come show us what ya got on our Napoleon Dynamite trail! GOSH!! Some sick dance moves would be cool too 👅

Hare: Horseshit HookerLocation: Parking Lot by Mi Ranchos!

What to bring: 5 buckaroos, your best vote for Pedro attire, Shiggy socks, dry bag, cranium lamp, and as always a thirst for ze BEER!!!


Trail #1162, Let's Get Dirty!!!

get ready for another fantastically shiggy trail from your very own Chainsaw Masochist! Will there be beer? Will there be thorns? Will there be random crap that may be found in hobo campsites in the woods behind Cabela's? All signs point to yes! If you've never been on a Chainsaw trail you're in for a treat! So get out there and get dirty!