Don’t forget your Trojan!! - Wednesday Apr. 24th, 2019

Trail # 1170 Don’t forget your Trojan!!

Location: 13 8th St. Augusta, GA
Hare: H. Hooker - our fearless campaign leader!

1184 BC - The Greeks invade Troy using the infamous Trojan horse!

We shall invade downtown Augusta in the same fashion! Dress in your best toga, armor and don’t forget the Trojan condoms! Prepare your battle cries as we will pound the pavement as if we’re going to war!

What else to bring : 5 drachmas, your sword and shield, and all the virgins to sacrifice to the war god Ares!
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Trail #1166 Time for Masters...... BaTiOn

Your drunken harriettes will be 🥁 : Please put a Cock in my Mouth and yours truly, Regurgitated Cum Bubble

Location: circle up at 630 in the parking lot of the highlander

What to bring: 5 doll hairs, glitter bombs, 2 balls and one cup, Shiggy socks recommended, cranium lamps if you wanks wanna see, virgins, and a thirst for beeerrrrrssss!

More cumminnggggg 💦
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Less than a month away!!


Don't forget to rego!! It's going to be epic!

Allright everybody, deadline to rego is 11:59 March 22nd!! We are going to have prizes, crown a king and queen of the campout so be sure to dress to impress!!

Rego gets you 3 and a half trails, cool swag, beer and food the entire weekend, memories to last a lifetime (possibly depending on how much you party), karyoke, dancing into the night and an honest to god masters greenjacket golf tournament!!





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Trail #1163 Got Mad Skillz

Theme: Napoleon Dynamite!

Nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, or computer hacking skills? NOPE!! We wanna see your drinking skills you half minds! Come show us what ya got on our Napoleon Dynamite trail! GOSH!! Some sick dance moves would be cool too 👅

Hare: Horseshit HookerLocation: Parking Lot by Mi Ranchos!

What to bring: 5 buckaroos, your best vote for Pedro attire, Shiggy socks, dry bag, cranium lamp, and as always a thirst for ze BEER!!!


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Trail #1162, Let's Get Dirty!!!

get ready for another fantastically shiggy trail from your very own Chainsaw Masochist! Will there be beer? Will there be thorns? Will there be random crap that may be found in hobo campsites in the woods behind Cabela's? All signs point to yes! If you've never been on a Chainsaw trail you're in for a treat! So get out there and get dirty!



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