| Milk Carton Hashers | | | |
| Page Last Updated: Wednesday, August 12, 2015 | | | |
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| Bloody Stool | 157 | | |
| Dirt Diggler | 103 | | |
| Rub Me Tender | 87 | | |
| Notta Spitter | 80 | | |
| Arrgh, Swab Me Dick | 61 | | |
| Pony Show | 60 | | |
| Pussy.cum | 47 | | |
| Silly Rat, Dicks are for Chicks | 41 | | |
| Little Bangcock | 44 | | |
| Kunta Kidney | 36 | | |
| CuntWheel | 32 | | |
| The Mo Ho The Better | 29 | | |
| Hickory Liquory Dick | 26 | | |
| Boring While Whoring | 26 | | |
| Johnny Apple Shit | 25 | | |
| Octality | 23 | | |
| Acrobatic Slip-n'Slide - ASS | 21 | | |
| Craps Underneath Trees - CUnT | 21 | | |
| Broke Back Dyke | 22 | | |
| Mama's Mayo | 20 | | |
| Self-Service | 19 | | |
| Loose Labia | 15 | | |
| Pee Wee Hymen | 13 | | |
| Karcass Kunt | 10 | | |
| Colonel Handers | 9 | | |
| All Hands On Dick | 9 | | |
| Don't Go Pissing Waterfalls | 8 | | |
| Trans Django | 8 | | |
| G.O.D. (Gnarley Old Dude) | 8 | | |
| Colored People's Time | 7 | | |
| Pro Boner | 6 | | |
| Dick Trimmins | 2 | | |
| Mullet's Little Fuck Toy | 2 | | |
| Little Bunny Foo Foo | 4 | | |
| Skippy (transient hasher from Bay City H3) | 1 | | |
| Grilled Chicken on a Bun (transient hasher from RH3) | 1 | | |
| Foot Fetish | 1 | | |
| Christmas Cums Late | 1 | | |
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| Milk Carton Hashers (before 2012) | | |
| Pixel Dick (Hashing in Tamp, FL) | 398 | | |
| Hardly Ever Comes | 218 | | |
| Jizz Mop | 212 | | |
| Spank My Spud (Cuffs Carrying Road Whore) | 163 | | |
| Papsmear (Hashing in Savannah) | 125 | | |
| Bladder Splatter (Hashing in New Orleans) | 120 | | |
| Tit-tantic (Can't Get Off Her Back) | 75 | | |
| Must Bang Sally (Running around nekkid in Tampa) | 74 | | |
| Colonel Brokebackf (Who knows?) | 73 | | |
| Little Butter Queef (Hashing in TX) | 73 | | |
| Dances With Balls (Hashing in AZ) | 67 | | |
| Mullet Muncher (Hashing in Warner Robbins) | 70 | | |
| Freeballer (Too Good For the Hash Anymore) | 61 | | |
| Camel Toe (decided to become a Yankee again) | 60 | | |
| Goes Down Hard (THUD) (Hashing in AZ) | 45 | | |
| Y'all Cum in the Back Now, Ya Hear (Hashing in Vegas) | 43 | | |
| Smell My Puppy | 41 | | |
| Tater Tits | 41 | | |
| Hold My Balls, Por Favor (Hashing in Vegas) | 37 | | |
| Half Blood Prick (Sent to Azkaban) | 37 | | |
| Spud Muncher (Roaming the Fields) | 35 | | |
| Butt Flap | 35 | | |
| Leave It To Cleavage | 33 | | |
| Cum Nugget, I'm Lovin' It (Gone Back to Cali) | 31 | | |
| Cummin' On Fuzz (Hashing Down South) | 30 | | |
| Spitters Are Quitters (Read too many books, can't understand us anymore) | 29 | | |
| Fingered By You | 26 | | |
| Resuscitate This | 25 | | |
| My Weiner's Wet (In Florida, wetting his weiner on college babes) | 27 | | |
| Amazon.cum (Hashing in Charlotte) | 22 | | |
| Summer's Eve | 21 | | |
| Aunt Eat Her | 19 | | |
| Ju-Lie | 18 | | |
| Sucks Like An Egyptian | 17 | | |
| Crotch Test Dummy | 16 | | |
| Testicle Rabbit | 16 | | |
| Cock Blow | 15 | | |
| Erectile Phobia (Jacked-up Someplace) | 14 | | |
| Purple Hymen Tester | 13 | | |
| Cums With Coalgate | 13 | | |
| I Cum Anyway | 12 | | |
| CumSquat | 12 | | |
| Who's Bitch Am I Anyway | 11 | | |
| Wasted Chub | 10 | | |
| Molly Ringworm | 10 | | |
| Foaming at the Head | 9 | | |
| Busted In Mom's Panties | 9 | | |
| Lost Circle Jerk (Completely Fucking Lost) | 9 | | |
| U Bi, I'll Try (Hashing in Tennessee) | 9 | | |
| Chubby Chaser | 7 | | |
| Airborne Titty Fuck (ATF) | 7 | | |
| Dingleberry Princess | 7 | | |
| Vagina Blood Fart | 6 | | |
| Oral Support | 5 | | |
| Blowing Hunks | 5 | | |
| Kat Snatch Beaver | 4 | | |
| Poppacocksy | 4 | | |
| My Beer Goes Both Ways | 4 | | |
| My Military Has Been Policed (MP69) | 6 | | |
| Nice Nuggets, Phat Ass (I Sure Wish I Knew) | 4 | | |
| Nago Knockers | 4 | | |
| Backdoor Princess | 3 | | |
| Flaming Browneye | 3 | | |
| Rufus | 3 | | |
| Bush Master | 3 | | |
| Battery Motivated Wench | 2 | | |
| Stool Softener | 2 | | |
| Covert Cock | 2 | | |
| Bush Master's Named Son | 1 | | |
| Play Ground Prowler | 1 | | |
| Stuff My Pussy | 1 | | |
| Diggity Diggity | 1 | | |
| Oil Me To Da Bone (Silly Rat's Mom) | 1 | | |
| MILK CARTON HASHER HARE TOTALS |
| Hare | Runs Hared | Runs Co-Hared | Total |
| Pixel Dick | 30 | 16 | 46 |
| Hardly Ever Comes | 25 | 8 | 33 |
| Queen La Queefa | 13 | 17 | 30 |
| Bloody Stool | 20 | 2 | 22 |
| Freeballer | 6 | 10 | 16 |
| Pap Smear | 7 | 8 | 15 |
| Blows Big Balls | 6 | 3 | 9 |
| Colonel Brokeback | | 8 | 8 |
| Lil Butter Queef (aka Q.O.F.) | 6 | 2 | 8 |
| Y'all Cum In the Back, Now, Ya Hear | 2 | 3 | 5 |
| Must Bang Sally | 1 | 3 | 4 |
| Rub Me Tender | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| Bladder Splatter | 1 | 3 | 4 |
| Spank My Spud | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| Hold My Balls, Por Favor | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| Addadicktome | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| Bloody Ass Dick (BAD) | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| No Baller | | 3 | 3 |
| Udderly Delicious | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Cum Nugget | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| Resuscitate This | | 3 | 3 |
| Summer's Eve | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Yellow Summerstream | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| Pussy.cum | | 3 | 3 |
| Ass To Mouth (ATM) | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| Dances With Balls | 2 | | 2 |
| Mullet Muncher | 2 | | 2 |
| Dirty Bath Turd | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Kunta Kidney | | 2 | 2 |
| Camel Toe | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| My Weiner's Wet | | 2 | 2 |
| Spitters Are Quitters (SAQ) | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Dirt Diggler | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Pony Show | | 2 | 2 |
| Who's Bitch Am I, Anyway? | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| I'm the Man | | 2 | 2 |
| Hickory Liquory Dick | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Damsel In Distress | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Notta Spitter | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Half Blood Prick | | 1 | 1 |
| Holy Water Douche | | 1 | 1 |
| Airborne Titty Fuck (ATF) | | 1 | 1 |
| Pew, It Stinks | | 1 | 1 |
| Cream of Some Young Guy | | 1 | 1 |
| Dingleberry Princess | | 1 | 1 |
| Cummin' On Fuzz | 1 | | 1 |
| Undercover Whore | 1 | | 1 |
| Drinks From His Crack | | 1 | 1 |
| Tater Tits | | 1 | 1 |
| Stool Softener | | 1 | 1 |
| Aarrgh, Swab Me Dick | 1 | | 1 |
| All Hands On Dick | | 1 | 1 |
| Shaft Snapper | | 1 | 1 |
| Goes Down Hard (aka THUD) | | 1 | 1 |
| Oral Support | | 1 | 1 |
| Lick My Fly | | 1 | 1 |
| Cunt Wheel | | 1 | 1 |
| Ju-Lie | 1 | | 1 |
| Carniwhore | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Silly Rat, Dicks Are For Chicks | | 1 | 1 |
| Johnny Appleshit | | 1 | 1 |
| Sucks Like An Egyptian | | 1 | 1 |
| Gnarly Old Dude (GOD) | | 1 | 1 |
| Molly Ringworm | 1 | | 1 |
| Busted In Mom's Panties | | 1 | 1 |
| Little Bangcock | 6 | 1 | 1 |
| Purple Hymen Tester | 1 | | 1 |
| I Cum Any Way | | 1 | 1 |
| Pee Wee Hymen | | 1 | 1 |
| Leave It To Cleavage | 1 | | 1 |
| My Military Has Been Policed | | 1 | 1 |
| Amazon.cum | 2 | | 1 |
| Boring While Whoring | | 1 | 1 |
| Stuff My Pussy | | 1 | 1 |
| Pro Boner | | 1 | 1 |
| Craps Underneath Trees - CUnT | | 1 | 1 |
| Acrobatic Slip'n'Slide | | 1 | 1 |
| Colonel Handers | | 1 | 1 |
| Self-Service | | 1 | 1 |
| NN Devon | | 1 | 1 |
| NN Dakota | | 1 | 1 |
| Don't Go Pissing Waterfalls | 1 | | 1 |
| Edward Scissorface | 1 | | 1 |
| Broke Back Dyke | | 2 | 1 |
| NN April | | 1 | 1 |
| Momma's Mayo | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Fartophile | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| NN Jason | 0 | 1 | 1 |
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| 4-LEGGED MILK CARTON HASHERS | | |
| Queefa Sniffer - Queen La Queefa | 40 | | |
| Bone Diggler - Dances with Balls | 34 | | |
| Queefa's Poose Poose - Queen La Queefa | 17 | | |
| Lick Him When He Comes - Hardly Ever Comes | 12 | | |
| No-Baller - Bloody Stool | 10 | | |
| Colonel's Bitch - Colonel Brokeback | 7 | | |
| No NameDexter - Drama Queen Bitch | 4 | | |
| No Name Joley - Hardly Ever Comes | 4 | | |
| No Name Triscuit - Puppycakes & Baglady | 3 | | |
| No Name Mr. Dog - Jane Doe the Fro Ho | 1 | | |
