Retired Hashers

Page Last Updated: Wednesday, December 19, 2018


HASH NAME# OF TOTAL RUNSREASON FOR DEPARTURE
Fecal Handler229 (6/3-9)Poor Attendance
Poop Noodle188 (9/11-20)He put a ring on it!
Volunteer Queer187 (11/2-13)Hashing with G. ON-UP!
Bloody Stool165 (20/2-22)Married a Muggle
Jane Doe the Fro Ho152 (19/3-22)Moved
Polygamy Made Simple126 (3/6-9)Got Hitched to a Muggle
Blows Big Balls118 (6/3-9)Poor Attendance
Titty Not See71 (2/2-4)Poor Attendance
Show Me70 (0/3-3)Got Hitched to a Muggle
Mission Assquire69 (3/2-5)Moved
Ass to Mouth42 (0/2-2)Poor Attendance
Dick Tested Whore Approved42 (4/1-5)Hashing with G. ON-UP!
Nameless but Shameless29 (2/2-4)Married a Muggle
Bloody Ass Dick28 (1/2-3)Straight Hustlin'
Clown Car Cunt18 (0/1-1)Poor Attendance
Habeus Cockus41 (4/2-6)Moved
Fuck Me Tinder, Ride Me Blue21 (0/2-2)Moved
PREVIOUSLY RETIRED HASHERS
Hash Name# of runsReason
Butt First9Hashes in D.C.
Piece of Tail1Hashes in D.C.
Its Too Big I'm Bleeding(ITBIB)11Turned his back on Hashing
Shower Head Loser9Is having sex in Oregon
Jack Dog1Went to D.C. area
Deliveries in the Rear6Where abouts largely unknown
Finger Picking Good6Hashes in D.C. area
Cavity Check3Hashing in Missouri
Schlobben Schlongus13Hashing in Fort Hood
My hole's 2 small12Hashing in Korea
Rear End Bucaneer1/2Poor Attendance
Wet N Fuzzy3Motherhood
Big Bang My Ass1Poor Attendance
Spanken the Pony1Poor Attendance
Stretch Ass Strong1Poor Attendance
Limpy the Wonder Worm16Hashing in Ft Bragg & here
Ass Burning Ball Diver3Hashing in Wash State
Creamy Center Butt Cheeks11Hashing in Wash State
Baklava Slut11Hashing in Wash State
waiting for my balls to drop7Hashing in Wash State
Crotch Rocket Ass Pirate (CRAP)6Hashing in Wash State
Donkey Thong22Hashing in Colorado
SuperCumFucker3Fatherhood
Snail Trail1Motherhood
Balls in my Mouth10Hashing in England
Hot Buttered Crack7got married and left
No More Pussy9We think he's hunting?
Testicle Slurping Slut Puppy8Hashing in New York
Pole Jockey7Hashing in North Carolina
Leave No Man's Behind7Hashing in California
D.J. Rosie Chicken Choker6Poor attendance
nip-sickle6Poor attendance
Drunk in a Trunk7Off to play Marine
Razor Burn7Off to play Marine
Dips in the Diaper6Off to play Marine
No Action Figure5Left to play Soldier
Double Wide3Left to play Soldier
Sponge Bath3Left to play Soldier
Victoria's Secretions4Left to play Soldier
Lube my ass, it hurts11Left to play Soldier
Goes Down Deep22Playing doctor
Easy Breezy Beaver53riding scooters
Dick in a Human Suit17No more Kitchen passes
Three Eyed Ass Diver7poor attendance
Girl Tonguealingus13Left to be with Lube My Ass
Tongue my ass bitch8Left to be with Lube My Ass
3 Pitcher Ho12Left to play Air Force
Dog with Worms7Left to be a daddy
Peeing Eye Dog12His doctor made him do it
Banger Blow5poor attendance
Don't Get Off In My Mouth1poor attendance
Shooting Blanks1poor attendance
Tally Whacker3poor attendance
Upchuckasoreass2poor attendance
Fromunda Scout20left the army and left us
Fire In The Hole8Moved to Columbia
Daisy (Eager Beaver's Dog)1Dead
Alabama Sister Slammer8Moved to Hilton Head
Cock Juggler12Works nights
Soldier of the Rear42Army made him leave
Hermafrodick32Gone to Germany
Skiddy Kat14Lives in Charleston
Oops, It Broke14Moved back to Texas
Vegesexual13Lives in Florida
Gags on the Bone33Gagging across the pond
Priest Fodder118Cheesing in Wisconsin
no name Miller4Tit-tanic's puppy who died
7 Inches in the Mouth14Army Training
Java Spooge28In New Jersey
Cockfighter8Army moved him
Clitty Litter29Back to west coast
CrankHerSore6disappeared
Touch My Monkey41?????
Lick Her I Can't Even Wake Her35active in email but not in the hash
Free Willie34whereabouts unknown
M.I. passing glass26Hashing in DC
Fluffer20moved to Atlanta
Tinki Winki Tube Smoker19moved to Atlanta
Kojackoff11no kitchen pass
Red Headed Tit Sister11????
Sand Tramp9????
Nada Hairy4Army
Nuclear Whore Dog3???
F*cking Nurse Guy2Busy
Fucowee2Busier
Nut Juggler2???
Jail House Cock2???
Foreskin Fungus1???
Snatch1marathoner
Eat My Paste7???
Blowpop6Back to school
Lickin Poopie33Unlucky in love
Depends14Back to playing soldier
Take the whole 3" Bitch(?)3Moved to Texas
Drooling Banjos1???
NoGnads4Moved to Germany
Cat Scratched Weiner13lost kitchen pass
Dick Tick4stolen by Army
Spud Muncher33Heading for the sand
Fisted Sister37hashing in IRAQ
Organ Grinder3Army things
Clam Diggler6Unknown
Tara My Ass Up6Army Things
Lord of the Rim8Work
Pukes While Cumming6Army things
Eager Beaver31Aiken
Sweaty Beaver27Probably in Oregon
Salty Jugs21Teaching
Brown-eyed Starfish13LA?
Corporal Assoline9LA?
Sodomize My Hussein7Army stuff
Spent Rod6Aiken
I Seldom Ben F*cked6Army stuff
Brown Eye5Dragged away by UTI
Urinary Tract Infection17Dragged away by the Army
Beer Ass Cleavage4Columbia SC
Porta-Pussy14Texas
Who Wants Head3New Orleans
Greenal Seapage8Army Training
Bloated Beaver6Army Training
Queer Eye for the Steer Guy6Army Training
High & Tight5Army Training
No Name Scott4Army Training
No Name Eric2Army Training
No Name Mike4Army Training
No Name Kathleen1Army Training
Urinal Cake Smoker10Army took him
Self-assured Cocky Arrogant Bastard4Army took him
Barnacle Bill the Failure55Off to Texas
Show me Your Dick31Off to Texas
Super Ass Crotch26Army took him
Dry Anal Fuck4Army took him
Flaming Brown Eye2Air Force
Plunge My Swamp Ass2Bahrain
Tattoo Love Boy23California
Fungal Prick20Army tookem
Naughty Nuts17Army tookem
Looks Like Dick7Army tookem
Frumunda Cheese6Army tookem
Dick Swinger6Army tookem
Shart Attack6Army tookem
Peter Poo8New York
Mount Crapmore16Hashing in Heaven
Cock Block15Korea
Prairie Ho89Houston
Yeastie Boy67Houston
Cream of Some Young Guy15Hashing in Florida
Other White Meat41Tennesee
Dancing Queen1???
Juicer29Waiting for 21st birthday
Satan's Spunk Dumpster30Divorce
Stroking Granny18???
Missionary Impossible17Army
Bitch in Heat17Army
Meet the Beaver14Army
Hermaphrotitty8Army
Helocockedher7Army
My Beer Goes Both Ways6Army
Metal Detector4Army
Cunning Linguist2Army
Makes Boys Wonder1Marines
Little Johnny Cock Ring1Army
Table Dancer1???
Nipple Cutter (?)1???
PaP Smear92Washington State
Add a Dick to Me25Kentucky
Blow Me21Army
Smoove Operwaitor6Army
Randomly Fucked Up Shit (RUFUS)3Army
Name Whore3Hawaii
Bleeden Semen16Moving away
Wasted Chub11Charlotte NC
Dirty Bath Turd7Army
Drinks From His Crack4Army
Toes Go In First1Army
Covered In Cocks30Amnesia
Bladder Splatter90Left the Navy
Udderly Delicious58Moved out of town
Ya'll Cum in the back now, ya hear54Hashing in Vegas
Hold My Balls Por Favor51Hashing in Vegas
Ju-lie20Guest of the state
Holy Water Douche18School out of state
Carniwhore15Moved
Lick My Fly15Moved
Shaft Snapper15Moved
Molly Ringworm10Moved
Shart Felcher7Moved
Gnarley Old Dude3Moved
No Name Dakota5Rest in Peace
No Name Kota1Rest in Peace
On Golden Rug22Hashing in Heaven
Un-Named Hashers Who Have Been Retired
Name# of RunsSponsor
Karen Kelly1
Amanda Davidson1
Don Reynolds1
Angie Yatsko1
Mike1
Pat1
Kelley Macek3
No Name Cindy1
Tigger3
Charles1
Mike Leonard1
Patrick1
No Name Joan1
Jason Wilhemsen1
Shelly2
no name Polaris1
no name Adam1
no name Lee1
no name Jo1
no name Koby1Soldier in the Rear
no name Jeff2Belgian Booty
no name Mike1Belgian Booty
no name Prentis2Lube
no name Gilbert1Belgian Booty
no name Allisen1Hardly
no name Chris (bl)1Smell My Puppy
no name Chris (br)1Smell My Puppy
no name Phil1Prairie Ho
no name Jane1Prairie Ho
no name Carlos1Gags on the Bone
no name Otter1Soldier in the Rear
no name Sean1Goes Down Deep
no name Josh3Smell My Puppy
no name KOK1Soldier of the Rear
no name Adam1Soldier of the Rear
no name Brett1Soldier of the Rear
no name Jim2UTI
no name Lori1UTI
no name Tony1UTI
no name Jen1UTI
no name Brad1UTI
no name Joe1UTI
no name Eric4Easy Breezy
no name Garrett2Easy Breezy
Max the dog1Back Door
no name Amy1NipSickle
no name Chris2MI Passing Glass
no name Will2Lick Her
no name Misty2Clitty Litter
no name Shelly1Girl Toungalingus
no name Craig1Lube my ass
no name Stacy4Tit-tantic
no name Kevin1Tit-tantic
no name Bryan1Girl Tonguealingus
no name Vinnie2no name Rick
no name Rick5Lick Her
no name Clayton3Clitty Litter
no name Josh1Gags on the Bone
no name Jeff2(3)Priest Fodder
no name Mark4Monkey's Aireola
no name Sherri1Monkey's Aireola
no name Aubree1Monkey's Aireola
no name Laura1Monkey's Aireola
no name Nehlie1Monkey's Aireola
no name Angie1Monkey's Aireola
no name Natalie1Skiddy Kat
no name Tom1Monkey's Aireola
no name Pablo2Smell My Puppy
no name Sven3Salty Jugs
no name Craig3Priest Fodder
No Name Debbie1Priest Fodder
No Name Todd2Priest Fodder
No Name Chris1Himself
No Name Mark1Snatch
No Name Joey1Clitty Litter
No Name Linnea1No Name Joey
No Name Ryan2No Name Joey
No Name Jeremy1Clitty Litter
No Name Lonnie1
No Name Jon1
No Name Ben1
No Name Trish1Tit-Tanic
No Name Der***1Tit-Tanic
No Name Beau1(5)Depends
No Name Andy1Depends
No Name Zack1Clitty Litter
No Name Tina3Can't Talk
No Name Scott2Tinki Winki Tube Smoker
No Name Kim1Hardly Ever Comes
No Name Scott1Fluffer
No Name Roy1Tinki Winki Tube Smoker
No Name Megan1On Golden Rug
No Name Ed1Resuscitate This
No Name Erica1Resuscitate This
No Name Albert1Resuscitate This
No Name1I'm ur Bitch
No Name Patrick6Smell my Puppy
No Name Kimmy4Eager Beaver
No Name Kris3Spud Muncher
No Name Lindsey1Spud Muncher
No Name Travis2Lord of the Rim
No Name Patrick2Lord of the Rim
No Name Brian2Lord of the Rim
No Name Shannan3Spank My Spuds
No Name Jeremy3Poop Chute Recruit
No Name Karen2Poop Chute Recruit
No Name Leslie1Spud Muncher
No Name Nancy1Fecal Handler
No Name Paula1Jizz mop
No Name Eric?1Poop Chute Recruit
No Name Hans1?
No Name Mari1Fecal Handler
No Name Deborah1Bleeden Semen
No Name Alex1Pussy.cum
No Name David1Pussy.cum
No Name Bob3Addadick2me
No Name Wendy2Stroking Granny
No Name Des2Pukes While Cumming
No Name John2Pukes While Cumming
No Name Tony1No Name Brian
No Name Nate1No Name Brian
No Name Pat1Poop Chute Recruit
No Name Christine1Tara My Ass Up
No Name Milly1Bleeden Semen
No Name Michelle1Hardly Ever Comes
No Name Patrick4Pixel Dick
No Name Brian1Fisted Sister
No Name Patrick2Fisted Sister
No Name Chris3Cat Scratch Wiener
No Name Barry1Tater Tits
No Name Anthony1Stroking Granny
No Name Matt3No Name Des
No Name Robert1Yeastie Boy
No Name Jay1Blowing Hunks
No Name Derek1Dead Peter Beater
No Name Bruce1Cock Block
No Name Greg1Cock Block
No Name Lisa2Cock Block
No Name Stephanie1Cock Block
No Name Precious1Hashing in Heaven
No Name Adam1Barnicle Bill The Failure
No Name Phoenix3Fecalhandler/Forskin King
No Name Dave2Chicken Fried Butt Sex
No Name Tyler2Dead Peter Beater
No Name Murphy1Choice of /blood prick
No Name Ron2
No Name Lane3Holy Water Doosh
No Name Shari1(hashed before)
No Name Nate1Pap Smear
No Name Albert2Poop Chute Recruit
No Name Joe1No Name Kevin
No Name David1Udderly Delicious
No Name Coleman1No Name Kevin
No Name Tom4Barnicle Bill the Failure
No Name Pete1Udderly Delicious
No Name Charlsie2Pixel Dick
No Name Ashley3Lost Circle Jerk
No Name Tony5Fecal Handler
No Name Joanie2Lost Cuntry
No Name Trav1No Name Charlsie
No Name Mike1Hershey Highway
No Name Amy5No Name Monica
No Name Jake5Queenie
No Name Lacey1Penetration
No Name Pee Wee1No Name Chris
No Name Amy2Stinky Pinky
No Name Louis2Udderly Delicious
No Name Tim2Udderly Delicious
No Name Stacy1Stinky Pinky
No Name Shawna3Super Ass Crotch
No Name Darcy2Poop Chute Recruit
No Name Rich1Blowing Hunks
No Name Brian2Poop Chute Recruit
No Name Angie1No Name Nancy
No Name Russell1Poop Chute Recruit
No Name Lindy1Pixel Dick
No Name Brian2Put a Little Mouth On My South
No Name Ed1Addadicktome
No Name Tim1Drinks From His Crack
No Name ?1Smoove Opewaitor
No Name Butch1
No Name Allison1Covered In Cock
No Name Dustin1Covered In Cock
No Name Adam2Named Whore
No Name Ginny3Named Whore
No Name Daniel1Named Whore
No Name Lady - No Name Laura1Moved
No Name Moo Moo - Shaft Snapper5Moved
Name# of Runs
Richard1
Gary(wildman)1
John Schenne2
Rhonda1
Paul Sienkiewicz1
Karmen Sienkiewicz1
Kelly Rathbun1
Andrew Blackburn1
Tom1
Nico1
no name Lindsey2
no name Kyla2
no name Stella3
no name Karmen2
no name Patrick2
no name David1
no name Davis1
no name Rob1
no name Rob2
no name Don2
no name John3
no name Tom2
no name Andy2
no name Brian4
no name Jay1
no name Beth1
no name John1
no name Adam5Dick In A Human Suit
no name Rick5Dick In A Human Suit
no name Kent5Dick In A Human Suit
no name Loren2UTI
no name Mike1UTI
no name Theresa1UTI
no name Shylo1UTI
no name Monica1UTI
no name Lisa1UTI
no name Tyler1UTI
no name Emily1no name Mark
no name John1Priest Fodder
no name Rob3Gags on the Bone
no name Danielle1no name Adam
no name Jared1no name Eric/Tony
no name Luke1(4)free ranger
no name Tim1no name Eric
no name Petra2no name Rob
no name Jesse1Chicken Fried Butt Sex
no name Jef1(3)Chicken Fried Butt Sex
no name Matt1Priest Fodder
no name Carol1Free Willie
no name Kevin1Monkey's Aireola
no name Angela1Monkey's Aireola
no name Dan1Monkey's Aireola
no name Renala1Monkey's Aireola
no name Casey1Gags on the Bone
no name Brian3Easy Breezy Beaver
no name Frank1Goes Down Deep
no name Chuck1Clitty Litter
no name Derrick1Clitty Litter
no name Jeff1Fromunda Scout
no name Steve1Back Door Princess
no name Ed1Back Door Princess
no name Melanie1Back Door Princess
no name Julie3Free Willie
no name Lisa1Prairie Ho
no name Gregg1TiT-Tanic
No Name Sue Ann1Can't Talk Gotta Pee
No Name Rick2Soldier of the Rear
No Name Matt1Bitch In Heat
No Name Adam1Bitch In Heat
No Name Gary1Yeastie Boy
No Name Pete1CFBS?
No Name Mike1CFBS?
No Name Glen1Yeastie Boy
No Name Jennifer1Smell My Puppy
No Name Kevin1Hershey Highway
No Name Brad2Hershey Highway
No Name Ashley1Dirt Diggler
No Name Dave1Smell My Puppy
No Name James1Jizz Mop
No Name Lauren1Java Spooge
No Name Brett1Java Spooge
No Name Dave1Lick Her I Can't Even Wake Her
No Name John1Cockfighter
No Name Scott2Cockfighter
No Name Luanne1Udderly Delicious
No Name Jenny1Brown-eyed Starfish
No Name Pebbles1On Golden Rug
No Name Chris1Red Headed Tit Sister
No Name ?1On Golden Rug
No Name Barbie1Udderly Delicious
No Name Pam1Hardly Ever Comes
No Name Amy1Hardly Ever Comes
No Name Jason1Queen La Queefa
No Name Tabitha1Chicken Fried Butt Sex
No Name Emma6TiT-Tanic
no name Pepper3Java Spooge
no name Mattie2Eat My Paste
no name Angel2Java Spooge
no name Fanny2Sand Tramp
no name Rocky1TiT-Tanic
no name Buster1No Name Kim
no name Harley1Tinki Winki
no name Susie Q1Eager Beaver
no name Mr. Hankie1Dead Peter Beater
no name Margarita1Java Spooge
No Name Marc2Fisted Sister
No Name Chris1Freeballer
No Name Jay1Depends
No Name Wayne1Poop Chute Recruit
No Name Bryce1Fisted Sister
No Name Bob1Freeballer
No Name Leslie3Hardly Ever Comes
No Name Ben1Poop Chute Recruit
No Name Amy1Stinky Pinky
No Name Melissa5Tara my Ass Up
No Name Reggie1No Name Kris
No Name Amber1No Name Kris
No Name Dante1No Name Kris
no name Trixie4Licken Poopie
no name Sinatra2Tit-Tanic
no name Zoe2Spud Muncher
no name Sadie2Spud Muncher
Sasha the dog1Smell My Puppy
Bubba the dog1Smell My Puppy
No Name Luna1Tara my Ass Up
No Name Kathy1Tater Tits
No Name James1Add A Dick To Me
No Name Dewayne1Dead Peter Beater
No Name Greg2
Choice of a new kind of penetration
No Name Mike2
Choice of a new kind of penetration
No Name Joe1No Name Patrick
No Name Terry1Pixel Dick
No Name Georgia4Dances with Balls
No Name Mike2Tattoo Love Boy
No Name Nick3Dry Anal Fuck
No Name Jose4Tattoo Love Boy
No Name Jarod1Dry Anal Fuck
No Name James1Tattoo Love Boy
No Name Alex3Naughty Nuts
No Name Ugis3Tattoo Love Boy
No Name Andrew1Barnacle Bill the Failure
No Name Brent2Barnicle
No Name Brianna1Puppycakes
No Name Steff2No Name Dan
No Name Thomas2Fecal Handler
No Name Brittany1Plunge My Swamp Ass
No Name Joe1Plunge My Swamp Ass
No Name Nicole4No Name Travis
No Name Patricia3Baglady
No Name Joel1
No Name Joe1Pixel Dick
No Name Wade1Fecal Handler
No Name Mom1Summer's Eve
No Name Kenny5Summer's Eve
No Name Mark1RUFUS
No Name August1Put A Little Mouth On My South
No Name Jack1No Name Kenny
No Name Jim1No Name Kenny
No Name Monica1Summer's Eve
No Name Jo1No Name Kenny
No Name Mike2Bladder Splatter
No Name UT1Bladder Splatter
No Name Patrick3No Name Tony
No Name Amber1Fecal Handler
No Name Cherie2I DA HO
No Name Cheryl1Pixel Dick
No Name Kris5Chicken Fried Butt Sex
No Name Justin1Put a Little Mouth on My South
No Name Dan1Colonel Broke Back
No Name Gina2Mullet Muncher
No Name Charlie1Put a Little Mouth on My South
No Name Blake3Udderly Delicious
No Name Troy5Colonel Broke Back
No Name Matt1Put a Little Mouth On My South
No Name Jeremy1Can't Talk Gotta Pee
No Name James1Can't Talk Gotta Pee
No Name Dan2Hawaii H3
No Name John6
No Name Keisa1
No Name Erin2Pew It Stinks
No Name Kay1Baglady
No Name Jessica1
No Name Will1
No Name Brad1
No Name Kristen1
No Name Lauren1No Name Steve
No Name Travis1No Name Steve
No Name Shane1Trail Trash
No Name Reynolds1Trail Trash